Me: Omfg. I hate my diet, I can't eat either of those things & I'd kill for some pudding right now :(
Sebastian: Why r u on diet? U don't need to i like it the way u r right now...Oh and u kno that sex is good to lose weight
Me: Ha, I know sex is a good way to lose weight. Hmm, maybe noah can help me lose some weight them. Lol, kiddding.
Sebastian: Well u better be kiddin or i'll be forced to break every bone in his body.
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Me: If you make any jokes like that involving them (skanks), then yes, I'll have to kill them. The same way you'd have to kill noah.
Sebastian: Well because im a man and so is he. And skanks are also nice and very helpful =D
Me: Oh, I know he's a man, trrrust me ;D lol, kidddding again!
Sebastian: [...] u see now on friday i will need to kill noah are u happy now ?!
Me: LOL, seby noooo! Don't kill him! I was just kidding hun :P
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Sebastian: Well u can talk to him, ok he can even kiss u in a cheek for goodbay but if something else then so help me god
Me: Oh, word? Hm...then this might be a bad time to mention that we made out in a dark alley one night :( LOL, okay last one,
Sebastian: Ok so now noah will be crippled.
Me: LOL, nooo, don't cripple the young lad :(
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Me: Okay, you're right, I'll attempt to refrain myself from making those jokes. I can't make any promises on that though ;]
Sebastian: Haha ok we will see how it will turn out. Maybe i'll get back to mind fucking
Me: mind fucking, eh. I prefer the other kind of fucking I do, you know, that kind with noah. Haaa, okay, now I'm done. No more
Sebastian: Ok so if u continue the jokes like that then i will stop whatevr jokes incl. Poking etc. I will be just boring and not caring.
Me: Okay, okay, I'm sorry boo. No more, I promise you this time.
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That was probably one of our more interesting text message conversations, considering we play a little too much into our faux jealousy issues. I don't remember the last time I literally LOL'd over a text conversation. Considering the object of my affection (and lust) was our topic of the evening, I decided to have some fun with it. Friday should be interesting though, with all three of us working that same day, me and Sebastian laughing and Noah not having a clue as to what's going on. Let the good times roll.